Medicine Lake Flash, Minnesota

Established 1984 . . . . . Totally Inappropriate . . . . . Conscience of the Community. . . . . Final Edition

Medicine Lake,
Minnesota 55441
Population 397?
164 Households

" The world is a strange, strange place. Mysteries and odd phenomenons pop up all the time. The Loch Ness monster. Bigfoot. Crop circles. Socks that disappear in the dryer. And then there's . . . . . .

Please Note;
Kaiser Ave will undergo construction AGAIN on the road way near the lift station June 15th Thursday
Per Metro Council, The asphalt and road bed failed the compaction test.
Jack Garberg, Council Member

This sounds like Medicine Lake
This summer, the Coon Rapids city government plans to spend $6,000 to kill geese because they poop. This is a temporary, cosmetic, and trivial problem that will resolve itself without spending $6,000 of our hard-earned tax dollars. Meanwhile, according to state-gathered data, 50.91% and 44.81% of students in Coon Rapids Middle School and Coon Rapids High School, respectively, are receiving free or reduced lunch because their families can’t afford to feed them.
If those statistics surprise you, you’re not alone. Despite appearances, food insecurity remains a huge problem in our state. People struggling to feed their kids don’t talk about it for fear of being stigmatized. It’s a terrifying, demoralizing, lonely experience.
It is morally unacceptable to spend government funds on an inconsequential problem when half the children in our schools rely on subsidized meals so they can focus on learning instead of their empty stomachs. In a nod of acknowledgement to our hunger problem, the city plans to send the gassed geese to the food shelf. This faux show of concern is rubbing salt in an already painful wound.
If we have an extra 6K laying around, let’s give that money to the food shelf directly to feed kids who won’t have access to school lunch over the summer.

On Wednesday, March 22, 2017 at about 10:30 a.m., there was a significant surge in the wastewater flow through the city sewer system. The surge has come down somewhat but still remains elevated.

Golden Valley vs Medicine Lake
No locks on tennis courts. Dogs may chase a ball in parks. Turn lights on basketball court, free. Children use playground. Encourage use in parks. Multi use, drug free housing. Fresh tap water. Full time police force and Fire Department. Real city government.
To be fair, ML does have, well ML and several residents who do there best while resisting change. A village we love, with critters we still feed (shhhhhh... nobody knows) and will always remember with a smile and a grin.....

Beat Quote, EVER!

Hey Neighbor. Sorry to post on here, but I tried calling. I couldn't get ahold of you and you wouldn't reply to my texts either. I found the information you asked me about. It's called Prutitus anuses, in other words, itching anal. It's quite common and not dangerous. Typically caused by not wiping properly. It can also be a sign of hemmorhoids in or around your butt hole. I still recommend you go see a doctor. Wash it and keep it real clean and wash your hands after you scratch to avoid pink eye because I'm pretty sure that's probably how you got pink eye last time. Hope this information helps!

Live Web Cam of Medicine Lake from the East shore Located at Harty's Boats & Bait.
Harty Boatworks

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"Vietnam was the first war ever fought without censorship. Without censorship, things can get terribly confused in the public mind." General William Westmoreland
58,272 Americans Killed in Vietnam. Of those, 1,077 were from Minnesota, your neighbors

FACT: Minnesota Hangs 38 Men
The largest mass execution in American history took place in Mankato, Minn on December 26th, 1862. The public hanging of 38 Dakota men.
The United States ranks 5th behind China, Iran, Iraq and Saudi Arabia in executions.

A plan to execute EIGHT inmates over 11 days has been put on hold after two judges separately issued orders blocking the executions. On Friday evening, an Arkansas circuit judge blocked the state from using a particular lethal injection drug following a complaint from a drug distributor. The next morning, a federal judge issued another preliminary order to stay the executions due to a lawsuit filed by the eight inmates.

The United States have set off 1,030 nuclear bombs while in 2014 we had 7,300 nuclear weapons.. Nuff said!

Studies have shown that Cows release an average of 250 liters of methane per day!

"Any intelligent fool can make things bigger and more complex... It takes a touch of genius - and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction." Albert Einstein