Biffs Inc (952 402 1221), our "used" OutHouse provider, has RETURNED BUT, was burned down and has been replaced for the summer season. You may deposit human waste in it next to the tennis court. $524 of your tax dollars pays for this usage. Remember, always wash your hands & brush your teeth.
That brings the total for garbage/sewer to $96,317 for less than 362 people.
Ordinance No 42: SECTION 42.05 ..."unlawful to maintain any privy (outhouse) intended for the disposal of sewage.

Anti Wildlife Murders


WARNING to all Crack Heads:
All crack heads should take caution on entering Medicine Lake. Our own crack team of highly trained sentry’s (posing as gentle white tail deer), may impose the dreaded antler interigation technique, sure to straiten-out the hardened of the hard.




Last year, the United States ranked 4th in total executions (there were 37) after China, Iran, and Saudi Arabia.

Note from the Vice Mayors office: "The following message was taped to my bedroom window".
A couple of down-and-out 6-packs and one left-for-dead bottle of wine were found needlessly abandoned outside a varmint-infested garage on the upper north end of town. Vulnerable, these unfortunates could have their caps ripped from their trembling glass walls, their corks pried loose with nothing but teeth and their contents fully consumed before being discarded like simple dirt into the nearest recycling bin. Oh, the inhumanity of it all! Who could do such a thing! Or...in other words...we'll be dancing with the racoons tonight! Woohoo!!!



Medicine Lake, MN is a very real village with a population of under 200 adults and 2 were not sure of........

Woman Hog Tied
A morbidly obease woman in diappers from camp White Swallow with a wandering eye had to be put in chains after she tried to hose down our annual Ed Gein Memorial BBQ that our editor hosts for school children.
Her unemployed, cross-dressing, ulcer-ridden, insomniac, half alcohlic chronic gambler life partner, who looks like he just stepped out of a alley in Calcutta said, "I found her in bed with a carnival worker and they were doing unpleasant things to a chipmunk". Such a nag would eat him like possums on a dead cow. She is a daughter of a bait seller who'd never be in danger of being called beautiful and is unfit to be a house pet. Asked for a statement, our editor said, "Her new meds and booze seem to be working so lets drop her off in the woods, put honey on her ass and blow a bear whistle". He's that kind of guy!
Drive-by Incident
Another 2 weeks of therapy at Happy Acres for this bloated Slug. Crazier than a syphilitic suicide bomber with mad-cow diease who looks like something that lives below ground, may lose a soiled middle finger after a drive-by pointing incident aimed at our Editor, durning her daily 3 hour drinking binge of SlimFast and Gin.
Returning from Doctor Richard Come's office, he states, "She has rash on her bed sore's that should keep the local homeless interested." WHAT?
To be continued.....

Feeling a Little Dirty?
Our PC is always in need of NEW members who fulfilled the REQUIREMENTS of attending three (3) meetings. "No experience required". Even a child with a 2 legged, bald dog can join. You don't have to speak English and it helps if your blind in one eye. Members participate in gathering of information & input. The strength of our PC is its ability to say one thing and do another.

Alive is not the same as Living


"Our Editor"


To report a story, give me some gossip, just nag, or Report a evil neighbor e-mail me, iceout@iceout.com iceout has no offical contact with Medicine Lake and is only thought to be about 99% truth. It has been banned in out village but yes, its true the editor (me)is the offically appointed Vice Mayor. "This man, (the editor) is not a homeowner and has never attended 1 council meeting in over 25 years and has incurable, totally inappropriate tendencies. We can do nothing for him and we, therefore, are returning him to society."
Medicine Lake Police Dept

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